corrections

• In the United States, the suicide rate is about four and a half times the homicide rate, not 'about ten times', according to information I found from NationMaster and the census.
• For most forms of Herbal Ecstasy, the key ingredient is ephedrine, not caffeine.
• I'm still unsure why caffeine causes stomach aches.
• You do not pass by Salisbury on the way to Lewes. It is likely I was thinking of Denton. Denton's population, at less than 3,000, is a little bit more than a tenth of Salisbury's.